Melissa the Mouse: Twenty Preferences, 12/07/11 Gratiana Lovelace (Post #72)

Melissa the Mouse:  Twenty Preferences

Dear Humans,

I’ve noticed of late that various social media sites ask for humans to share their favorites in a list.  I’ve only recently joined Micebook, myself–now that I’m a wireless mouse.  So, in the interest of enhancing inter species–mice and human–understanding and communication, I provide a list of my following preferences, thoughts, favorite quotes, etc.

Very Micely Yours, Melissa the Mouse

1)       “Mice girls finish first.”
2)      “If you can’t say anything mice, then don’t say anything at all.”
3)      “A dog a day keeps the cat away.”
4)       “If at first you don’t get the cheese, gnaw gnaw again.”
5)      “When life gives you curds, make cheese.”
6)      Favorite book:  “Little Mouse on the Prairie”
7)      Favorite book made into a movie:  “Of Mice and Men”
8)      Favorite Play performed by Actor Kevin Spacey:  “The Miceman Cometh”
9)      Favorite Movie and Candy Bar:  “The Three Mouseketeers”
10)   Least Favorite Celebrity Group:  The Rat Pack
11)   Favorite Rappers:  Vanilla Mice, Mice T, and Mice Cube
12)   Favorite Female Entertainer:  The Divine Miss M(ouse)
13)   Favorite Male Entertainer:  Barry Mouselow
14)   Favorite Musical Song:  “Cheese, Glorious Cheese.” (From Oliver!)
15)   Favorite Simon and Garfunkel song:  “The 59^th Cheese in the Fridge Song–Feeling Mousie”
16)   Least Favorite Techno Pop Group:  Dead Mouse
17)   Least Favorite Musical:  CATS  (except when Richard Armitage performed in it)
18)   Favorite TV Doctor Show:  “Mouse”
19)   Favorite Richard Armitage Brit TV shows and films (Though Mr. Armitage is said to be leonine and cat like in his physicality, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the mouse.):
“Mice I-5” (A covert band of mice agents averting ‘cat-astrophes’ weekly.);
“Spark Mouse” (adapted from the novel, “Wuthering Mice”);
“North & Mouse” (famous line:  “Look back, look back at cheese.”);
“Mouse Gently” (The charismatic leader of a micer gang runs a fowl of the police.);
“Between the Cheeses” (Relationships are tested when mice couples don’t get enough cheese.);
“Mouse Feet” (A romeo mouse preys on innocent lady mice–for their cheese.);
“The Vicar of Mousely” (Love is in the air, like the smell of a good Stilton cheese.);
“Chris Ryan’s  Strike Mouse” (Risking his life again and again, our mice guy hero discovers that his friend is really a rat.);
“The Mousit” (A band of mice on a quest for the ultimate cheese.)
20)   Favorite Cheese:  Chihuahua Cheese (Although, I can’t figure out how they milk those little dogs.)

P.S.  Tomorrow:  Melissa the Mouse and her Giant

Picture Credits

(1)  Image representing the virtual Melissa the Mouse–a character that Grati created and will expand upon in follow-up posts–was found at http://images.macworld.com/appguide/images/312/621/772/ss2.jpg

(2)  Of Mice and Men book cover found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:OfMiceAndMen.jpg

(3)  Image representing Melissa’s “perfection of cheeses” found at http://www.igourmet.com/images/topics/stack.jpg

(4) Image of female chihuaha dog found at http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_188/1190578996YsIyt4.jpg